Bear with me on this one...
After market day, today was the day I was most looking forward to. Since dreaming up this idea to come to Paris for 2 weeks I had thought about doing a cooking lesson or a market tour of some kind. It was only the day before I left that I found something suitable and within my budget. I was happy that I was able to book a walking tour of a spice shop, a wine store, Poilane a famous Parisian bakery, and some kitchen supply stores. It sounded like the perfect insider’s peek into shopping in Paris. My excitement was further confirmed when the organizer emailed upon my arrival to let me know if I needed anything to call.
So the day arrived, it felt a bit like Christmas. I dress appropriately, knowing that I would actually have my coat off in public, so I didn’t wear my usual 4 layers. I didn’t have big plans for the morning, but I did end up around the Place des Vosge for a light lunch. After looking at a couple menus (passing up one that I shouldn’t have) I decided on a little brassiere on the square. I ordered what I thought was a good order—a sausage and some potatoes. It was under the house specialty section. The waiter shook his head and said in English that I didn’t want that, it wasn’t good. I HATE it when waiters do that, especially if they can’t tell you why. So picked a salad with lardoons (bacon) and blue cheese. It was fine, but I was thoroughly annoyed by the whole experience. It is the first time in 2 weeks that something like this happened.
No matter I thought, I am going to have an afternoon learning about food. Promptly at 2:30 I showed up at my guide’s apartment. When I got to her door I heard the clanking of silverware and thought, oh no she hasn’t finished lunch yet. I rang the bell and she answered the door with a quizzical look on her face. I reminded her who I was and she remembered me. She had forgotten that I was coming and she was eating lunch still with two other women and her assistant. The other women spent the morning having cooking lessons with the guide and were now eating what they had prepared. It was an awkward situation to walk into to say the least.
After finding a chair for me, I was immediately asked a barrage of questions I was not prepared for, but should have seen coming. Why are you in France? Do you cook? Why do you like food? Basically what are your credentials for this sort of class, which only added to my uneasiness, but I was determined to make a go of it, so I tried to give suitable answers. However, in these situations, just loving food and wanting to learn more, never seems to be quite enough. Luckily, there had been a lot of wine drinking before my arrival and the women distracted themselves from me by talking about how horrible it is to eat alone (see “The Cow Place” post which is my ode how great it is to eat alone.) Our guide said dismissively that she tried it once 15 years ago and hadn’t done it since it was so horrible.
Finally, after about an hour of this, we were ready to start the tour. Our first stop was a magnificent spice shop. It reminded me of Penzy’s. The family has been in the spice business for 6 generations and began as Saffron importers. They have a little shop that is open only when the owner is there. If he’s not there you are out of luck. He was great—proudly opening beautiful glass canisters of spice blends for us to smell and telling us about each one. This was a good stop and wiped out any misgivings I had from the awkward beginning.
After buying some of the spice blends we walked west to Les Halles, which was established in the 13th century as a trade center. Beginning in the 16th century produce and other food products were the focus of the market. After the French Revolution markets began to crop up across the city and by 1860 Paris had 51 markets, 21 were covered. Over time Les Halles grew, but in 1969 it was deemed inadequate, the above ground structure was demolished, and the market moved to Rungis, south of Paris, which is only open to professionals. There is now an underground shopping mall and many of the food shops that remained had to make the switch from wholesale to retail. I did not learn ANY of this from our guide. It is from my old friend Patricia Wells. Our guide told us nothing, and thus began the most uninformative tour of my life.
Once at Les Halles we went to one food shop, which I could never figure out why we were there, except I did get some salted and then two kitchen supply stores, which as my friend Andre said later, they are the same as in America. He’s mainly right, except that I found a really cool egg poacher, and I’m big into poached eggs at the moment. It was a piece of metal in an oval shape, but it was deep enough to hold a cracked egg. It had feet and a long wire handle so it would stand in your pot of boiling water. It looked brilliant to me since my eggs always end up all over the place in the boiling water.
I was getting ready to check out when our guide came over and saw what was in my hand and disapprovingly said, “No, no, you don’t want to get those. I have one and never use it. Just put distilled vinegar in your water. Some things are purely gadgets and that’s one of them.” She practically put them back on the shelf for me and said it was time to go. Now there are a couple things wrong with this—First why did she take us to gadget shop if she’s so opposed to gadgets? Second, she said nothing about the woman who bought the ASPARAGUS tongs (an item I deem totally useless, but didn’t say outloud) and thirdly, the poachers were 3 euro each and I wanted them. I was pissed, but of course I didn’t do anything about it, so that’s my fault.
I also forgot to mention that in every store we went to she introduced us to the owners or workers and EVERY SINGLE TIME she said I was from Tennessee. Now she did this when I first walked into the apartment way back at 2:30, and I corrected her and she said it was all the same and I told her no it wasn’t. She kept forgetting, I let it slide, I finally called her out when she introduced us to the wine shop owner (where we didn’t have a sip of wine) and after that she said I was from Kentucky AND Tennessee.
I could go on. Needless to say the whole afternoon was a bust. I really should have known better, but I thought this would be a way find out more about the places you read about in all the foodie books on Paris. This was one of those times that I wish I was more assertive, but I’m not, that must be the Kentucky/Tennessee in me. It’s really all the same…